My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer

A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer

A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before

Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually purchase some other computer

A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers

Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Computers are like Old Testament gods lots of rules and no mercy