Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog

The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up

The computer is the most extraordinary of man's technological clothing it's an extension of our central nervous system. Beside it, the wheel is a mere hula-hoop

The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord

To err is human but to really foul up requires a computer

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history-with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness. You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act