Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns

And computers are getting smarter all the time scientists tell us that soon they will be able to talk to us. (By they I mean computers I doubt scientists will ever be able to talk to us.)

A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive

Who can afford to do professional work for nothing? What hobbyist can put 3-man years into programming, finding all bugs, documenting his product and distribute for free? The fact is, no one besides us has invested a lot of money in hobby software

After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain

If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside