You can't think and hit at the same time

If the fans don't come out to the ball park, you can't stop them.

In baseball, you don't know nothing

You can see a lot just by observing

You can observe a lot just by watching

You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six

Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself

I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did

Never answer an anonymous letter