Start every day off with a smile and get it over with

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty

I never met a kid I liked

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill