Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career Quotes By : Sam Ewing | Added By:
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day Quotes By : Sam Ewing | Added By:
Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair Quotes By : Sam Ewing | Added By: