Punctuality is the virtue of the bored

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes

I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect

About all you can do is dream of a white Christmas, for it seems like it always leaves most of us in the red

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards

I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing