Real loss only possible when you love something more than yourself.

Freud: If it’s not one thing, it’s your mother

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs

You're only given a little spark of madness You mustn't lose it

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time

Ah, yes, divorce ... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time

Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.