Mmm, they’re all so crazy and beautiful But I tell you the woman is never dull They’ll break your back, give you a heart attack But you need them just the same, boys, need them just the same.

My hoosier girl is so fine, shake the watermelon off the vine She’ll blow you a fist, throw you a kiss and you’ll thank her every time.

She yells, she screams and she beats me But I don’t mind the way she treats me She’ll someday lead to my death I know.

She drinks malt liquor for lunch and dinner and sends me running scared.

She does her makeup and hair, to cook fried chicken in her underwear.

What makes her crazy I don’t know Never seen anything like her before There must be something in the water.

Something in the water.

She’s a pain in my brain, drives me insane But I love her just the same, boys, love her just the same.