Make love when you can. It's good for you

A Lovers a liar, to himself he lies. The truthful are loveless, like oysters their eyes

People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say

Life happens too fast for you ever to think about it. If you could just persuade people of this, but they insist on amassing information

Some jerk infected the Internet with an outright lie. It shows how easy it is to do and how credulous people are

If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind

It posed the question posed by all such stone piles: how had puny men moved stones so big? And, like all such stone piles, it answered the question itself. Dumb terror had moved those stones so big

Human beings will be happier - not when they cure cancer or get to Mars or eliminate racial prejudice or flush Lake Erie but when they find ways to inhabit primitive communities again. That's my utopia

Suspense is worse than disappointment

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything