Women should be obscene and not heard

Do you mind if I don't smoke

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well I have others

Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did

Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women