If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else

In a real estate man's eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it... You take diplomacy out of war, and the thing would fall flat in a week

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business

Asking Europe to disarm is like asking a man in Chicago to give up his life insurance

Communism is like Prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work