When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur

The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other

Politics ain't worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people