She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket

I regard psychiatry as fifty percent bunk, thirty percent fraud, ten percent parrot talk, and the remaining ten percent just a fancy lingo for the common sense we have had for hundreds and perhaps thousands of years, if we ever had the guts to read i

The flood of print has turned reading into a process of gulping rather than savoring.

I guess God made Boston on a wet Sunday

He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food

When in doubt, have a man come through the door with a gun in his hand

It is pretty obvious that the debasement of the human mind caused by a constant flow of fraudulent advertising is no trivial thing. There is more than one way to conquer a country

Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency

The more you reason the less you create

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.