Gluttony is not a secret vice

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there

Race hate isn't human nature; race hate is the abandonment of human nature

The basic and essential human is the woman

The word genius was whispered into my ear, the first thing I ever heard, while I was still mewling in my crib. So it never occurred to me that I wasn't until middle age

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age

If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story

We made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends