The road to success is always under construction.

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic

If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed

Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them

For fast acting relief, try slowing down