Proverbs often contradict one another, as any reader soon discovers. The sagacity that advises us to look before we leap promptly warns us that if we hesitate we are lost; that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but out of sight, out of mind.

Humor is, I think, the subtlest and chanciest of literary forms. It is surely not accidental that there are a thousand novelists, essayists, poets or journalists for each humorist. It is a long, long time between James Thurbers

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable

Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer

A writer writes not because he is educated but because he is driven by the need to communicate. Behind the need to communicate is the need to share. Behind the need to share is the need to be understood

Courage is the capacity to confront what can be imagined

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church

I will never give in to old age until I become old. And I'm not old yet!