There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else

You can fool too many of the people too much of the time

Progress was all right. Only it went on too long

Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person

Love is what you've been through with somebody

All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility

The dog has got more fun out of Man than Man has got out of the dog, for the clearly demonstrable reason that Man is the more laughable of the two animals

Let the meek inherit the earth - they have it coming to them