It's hard not to play golf that's up to

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster

I guess that's why they call it Hell.

I wish I had kept my damn mouth shut

There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks

When the British Open is in Scotland, there's something special about it. And when it's at St. Andrews, it's even greater

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid

You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you

Golf is a better game played downhill

Through the years of experience I have found that air offers less resistance than dirt