Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidaysYork. Just the beat of my own heart. I have mail...from you

A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means

My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?