Sex is. There is nothing more to be done about it. Sex builds no roads, writes no novels and sex certainly gives no meaning to anything in life but itself

There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise

By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times over

He's a full-fledged housewife from Kansas with all the prejudices

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people drudge along, paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return

Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies

Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin

Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates

The idea of a good society is something you do not need a religion and eternal punishment to buttress; you need a religion if you are terrified of death