Think before you speak. Read before you think.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine

Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep

Food is an important part of a balanced diet

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail

Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special