The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues

Success is a great deodorant

Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells

Marriage is a great institution

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim

I'm a survivor - a living example of what people can go through and survive

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions

Big girls need big diamonds

I feel very adventurous. There are so many doors to be opened, and I'm not afraid to look behind them

You find out who your real friends are when you're involved in a scandal