Wherever there's a girl with a hole in her heart there's a guy trying to stick his dick in it.
No one can be reasonable and angry at the same time
Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others
Life is a game, you can be a player or a toy.
Facebook will be much more interesting if only they let you decide which part of the body you wanna Poke!!
If my boss wants me to stop looking at my phone she better start adding jokes to her emails and cat pictures to her Excel spreadsheets.
Appreciate your parents. You never know what sacrifices they went through for you.