Wherever there's a girl with a hole in her heart there's a guy trying to stick his dick in it.
The slow motion scene where the person walks away from an explosion but it's me walking away from self checkout without needing assistance.
May the joy, cheer,Mirth and merriment Of this divine festival
Surround you forever. May the happiness, That this season brings
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!
A good wife is a fortune to a man, especially if she is poor
The best mirror is an old friend.
The dead governs the living