Time discovers truth.which is Good For Health
Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway
Super passive aggressive that the iPhone doesn't auto-capitalize 'Google'
Irony of Life: Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts, And girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions.
I told the priest, Don't count on any second coming, God got his ass kicked the first time he came down here slumming
When the rich robs the poor, it's called business. When the poor fight back, it's called violence.
Security is an illusion. Life is either a daring adventure or it is nothing at all.