Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
She likes him, he likes her. Everyone knows, except them.
Learning is the indispensable investment required for success in the 'information age' we are entering
Tomorrow will be dying
Happiness consists of living each day as if it were the first day of your honeymoon and the last day of your vacation
There comes a time in life when you just need to sit back and relax and focus on all the good things in your life and just put all the bad aside for awhile.
LIFE â€“ LOVE = ZERO