The road to success is always under construction.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it
Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library
All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them
For fast acting relief, try slowing down