Tommy Cooper Quotes And Sayings

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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking

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Funny Dogs
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off

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Police Funny
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine

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Funny Driving

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Dirty Sprite 2 , If You're Reading This It's Too Late, Love, Nothing Was The Same , Picture Quotes, The Pinkprint, To Pimp a Butterfly, Views, Wildheart

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Dirty Sprite 2 , If You're Reading This It's Too Late, Love, Nothing Was The Same , Picture Quotes, The Pinkprint, To Pimp a Butterfly, Views, Wildheart

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