The only risk of failure is promotion

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look smart

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles

And bring me a hard copy of the Internet so I can do some serious surfing

You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard

There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as 'nutty methods.' Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as 'a complete waste of time