There are two kinds of people in this world - those who divide everything into two and those who don't

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down

I Like this quote I dislike this quote“Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.”

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting

Death ends a life, not a relationship

Perfectly Scandalous was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly