My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke

Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?

I don't plan to grow old gracefully I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow