Women who love women are Lesbians. Men, because they can only think of women in sexual terms, define Lesbian as sex between women

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment

Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet because the rainbow was enough

Writers will happen in the best of families

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work

Humor comes from self-confidence

I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority

I believe the true function of age is memory. I'm recording as fast as I can

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.