Who of us is mature enough for offspring before the offspring themselves arrive? The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children but that children produce adults

Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came

The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character

There are times when parenthood seems nothing more than feeding the hand that bites you

Life is a zoo in a jungle

I write when I'm inspired, and I see to it that I'm inspired at nine o'clock every morning

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

Let us hope, that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too