Always look on the bright side of life

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?

Tonight, instead of discussing the existence or non- existence of God, they have decided to fight for it

Oh Lord please don't burn us don't kill or toast your flock Don't put us on the barbecue or simmer us in stock, Don't bake or baste or boil us or stir-fry us in a wok

First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two layer effect with a little path running down the middle. ("A path! A path!") Then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest... with... a herring

Tis but a scratch' 'A scratch?! Your arm's off!' 'No, it isn't

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government