I'm not involved in sport, I'm commuted. "Do you know the difference? "Think of eggs and ham! "The chicken is involved but the pig is commuted

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat

The mark of great sportsmen is not how good they are at their best, but how good they are their worst

Just go out there and do what you have to do

Just by being out you're doing your part. It's like recycling. You're doing your part for the environment if you recycle; you're doing your part for the gay movement if you're out

I hit some great shots in my lifetime; now I hit a decent shot and I get a standing ovation