I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive. Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By:
Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and say "Storms suck Quotes By : Johnny Carson | Added By: rumapaul