You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it Quotes By : Jeff Foxworthy | Added By:
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did Quotes By : Jeff Foxworthy | Added By:
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house Quotes By : Jeff Foxworthy | Added By: