But the greatest love - the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother - Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another

The only cure for love is marriage

Questioning is the door of knowledge

Poor is the church without music

Anything will fit a naked man

Good luck beats early rising

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was

Who gossips with you will gossip of you

There is no need like the lack of a friend

Fear is a fine spur