Our true nationality is mankind

I must confess that my imagination refuses to see any sort of submarine doing anything but suffocating its crew and floundering at sea

The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe

History is a race between education and catastrophe

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf-it's almost a law

Advertising is legalized lying

While there is a chance of the world getting through its troubles, I hold that a reasonable man has to behave as though he were sure of it. If at the end your cheerfulness in not justified, at any rate you will have been cheerful

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable