Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what's going to happen next

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch

Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused

Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you

I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships