Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth! Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, "You're on your own, Bernice Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
Great dreams... never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, "How good or how bad am I?" That's where courage comes in Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
There are people who put their dreams in a little box and say, "Yes, I've got dreams, of course I've got dreams." Then they put the box away and bring it out once in awhile to look in it, and yep, they're still there Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
Skiing: I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of the hil Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By:
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television Quotes By : Erma Bombeck | Added By: