Gossip, n. Hearing something you like about someone you dont

Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments

Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death

For the parents of a Little Leaguer, a baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown into innings.