Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so

Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes

Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natural and nothing to be ashamed of because no one was really poor, at least no one worth speaking of

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so

Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's got pips inside, too. Oh, and some people have a half a one for breakfast. So Long, and Thanks For All the Fish

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks