For most men, life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to get themselves filed

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself

To feel at home, stay at home

One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention

We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has forgotten its source.