I stayed up last night and watched the Republican Convention all night long. I watched all of them talk, and listened to them and seen them and I'm not interested in politics. If you watch them and listen to them you can find out why.

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off

You gotta learn that if you don't get it by midnight, chances are you ain't gonna get it, and if you do, it ain't worth it

How the hell should I know? Most of the people my age are dead. You could look it up

My health is good enough about the shoulders

I came in here and a fella asked me to have a drink. I said I don't drink. Then another fella said hear you and Joe DiMaggio aren't speaking and I said I'll take that drink

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that