If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you

Agents are like tires on a car; in order to get anywhere at all, you need at least four of them, and they need to be rotated every 5,000 miles

You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper

Perhaps it's getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe . . . nor as utterly fabulous on the screen

An audience is never wrong. An individual member of it may be an imbecile, but a thousand imbeciles together in the dark - that is critical genius

Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen

It used to be that we in films were the lowest form of art. Now we have something to look down on. (Of Television)