A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By:
I thought my life would seem more interesting with a musical score and a laugh track Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By:
I used to make original snowmen, but it was time consuming, hard work. So I said, heck, this is crazy! Now I crank out crude imitations of what's already popular! It takes no time or thought, and most people don't care about the difference, anyway! And what good is originality if you can't crank it out Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By:
That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By:
Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By: rumapaul
I say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own Quotes By : Bill Watterson | Added By: rumapaul