Why that would be like challenging Bing Crosby to a singing contest,wouldn't it

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived

I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees

Why Don't you aim more to the right

Shoot a lower score than everybody else

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

The only thing a golfer needs is more daylight

Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round