Facebook jokes can make the world a better place by adding humor to every day life. Many people visit this social media site every day, and the jokes posted by others can brighten even the worst day and give hope to the darkest moments in life. Add a funny joke and touch others in a positive way.
It used to be, "Can I have your number"? Now it's, Do you have Facebook..
If you want to commit suicide, you should jump down from your ego to your IQ.
Dear smartphones, why can't you charge yourself? Sincerely, you're not so smart after all.
Bad decisions make good stories. No wonder people find me so entertaining.
Rumors are carried by haters, spread by fools, and accepted by idiots.
When someone adds me as a friend on Facebook, the first thing I do is go through all their pictures.
Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.