What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It's bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!

• The further you push me away, the more I begin to enjoy viewing you from a distance.

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• I am SINGLE because I haven't found someone who deserves ME.

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• I give movies with 2 stars a 5 on Netflix because if I sat through this piece of shit, I want you to as well.

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• You will never leave where you are until you decide where you want to be.

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• My higher education is allowing me to strike out with more intelligent women

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• Life is not a flicker of a candle, but a splendid torch that I have taken hold of for the moment

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